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The remaining beer left at the end of a good nights drinking. So named, since it is in fact an anti-trophy. The owner of the trophy should not be proud of it.
This can occur when a waitress miscounts the bar tab, and the person who is charged one less beer orders two during the final round to make up for it.
Matt: Looks like Gregg is going for another trophy tonight.
Mike: Good thing there is a ledge behind our table.
Gregg: Shut up!
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A beautiful girlfriend that everyone is envious of but is absolutely useless in bed and rarely puts out
Friend: Wow your mrs is so fit. You: Yes but she is as a plastic trophy
When you wake up in the morning after a night out and you see the traffic cone/for sale sign/gnome etc in your room, you have a beer trophy.
The beer trophies are distributed by the beer fairy for good drinking efforts.
I woke up and found a shopping trolley in the front room.
Works of art that are pushed out of your ass when you’re on the throne.
My butt trophy looked better than the bitch you woke up with this morning.
When the act of pinching a loaf results in the loaf protruding well above the water level.
"After that Chinese food, I pinched a Trophy Loaf and now I'm hungry again."
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(noun) One who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.
Sarah: On my way here I was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
Nick: What an ass trophy!
Did you hear John forgot his kid at the gas station? That guy's the Stanley Cup of ass trophies.
That one extremely attractive friend of the opposite gender that you like to hang out with. A relationship would never work between you two but you like to keep them around to show off to your other friends.
Robin: Damn, did you see all those hot girls that Eli was with?
Bryan: Yeah, he's not getting any though. They're just trophy friends.
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