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outlasted by a lettuce.
Me: Did you hear about the lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss?
Friend: Yeah man, she must of had a short term as Prime Minister!!
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1) A quick and sudden exit after a disappointing performance
2) A unit of time, approximately 44 days in length
1) Girl 1: So what happened to the guy you were going out with?
Girl 2: That didn't end up working out, we tried to have sex for the first time and he pulled a Liz Truss after finishing in two strokes.
2) A season of Love Island is about 1.25 Liz Trusses long.
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A man who is of the gay variety...
“Hey man did you see that Liam Truss over there?”
“Yeah I heard he likes boys!!”
“Not suprising”
Noun: A unit of measurement equal to 44 days
Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries lasted 72 Days, or 1.6 Liz Trusses
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Sticking round long enough to fuck up a bad situation even more than could've been thought
I didn't think things could get any worse until that Liz Truss show her thin lipped cunt face!
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Someone who promises to make a difference to the UK, but fucks off the next day.
Liz Truss has resigned.
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This thanksgiving turkey has such a vulgar vinegar undertone its inedible! You really trussed up the recipe this time didn't ya!
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