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a cover up to avoid telling your bitch you got stds
trust me babe. we dont need no condom for better pleasures, now lets get to fucking!
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It's either people wanting your trust and they are actually willing to do anything and that they swear they won't make the same mistakes again. OR ANOTHER DEFINITION, which is people who say "just trust me." to make you trust them while also manipulating you. Watch out for these tactics.
Stranger 1: Hey there, just trust me
Stranger 2: I'm not comfortable with trusting you, I barely know you
Stranger 1: I know, but you can trust me.
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when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up
Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
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A typically sarcastic response to someone who has made a bold claim, but has no proof to back it up.
*playing among us*
blue: red sus
orange: any proof?
blue: it’s red trust me
purple: source: dude just trust me
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Is when you made a bold statement without thinking where did it come from
Women on Tik tok: 99% men are stupid and weak
Gigachad in the comment session: Source: Trust me bro
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A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.
Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?
bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.
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This is a good time to keep your Hilti near. Also, it might be a moment when you have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining. Your future self came back in time and burned your arm with a cigar just to get your attention, I cannot believe that you don't have this shit down. Where the hell is your Hilti, man!? You're screwed now, that's all I have to say.
<inattentive future self> Oh no! I have flipped the blue switch instead of the red one! I am locked in this airtight room now, and have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining! If only I had my Hilti power tool, I could simply cut my way out!
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.
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