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Tunnel Vision

Tunnel Vision: Something to yell at people who dont have cars whilst you are driving past. pronounced "tunnel bideon".

me: hey guys should i tunnel vision this guy
other guy: yeah go for it
me: TUNNEL BIDEON!!

by The Boffin December 22, 2006

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Carpal Tunnel Vision

An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.

"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."

by myykuul January 7, 2010

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black tunnel vision

When black people only agree with things because the person who did it or said it was black.

Black tunnel vision got Obama elected

by KA_knight2010 October 17, 2013


dick tunnel vision

When an individual is so focused on getting laid and getting some dick that night, that they are relentless in their efforts to achieve that goal.

Christine had some crazy dick tunnel vision last night, she left her friends at the bar for that guy.

by murse93 August 24, 2015

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drunk tunnel vision

When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.

I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.

by cheztay January 7, 2018


tunnel-vision-retard

1.) A person with a one track mind, lack of focus and intelligence.

2.) A person who was home-schooled by their parents.

3.) A mexi-cant.

Why did you drop your bowling ball you tunnel-vision-retard.

Sean: How come all he's talked about all day is World of Warcraft?
Paul: Because he's a tunnel-vision-retard.

by P Brizzle/EmulatinMyStyle producshizzle August 14, 2006

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tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid

A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"

by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022