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a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb
"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
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When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis).
"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"
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an unsightly, nauseating wobble of excess skin hanging from an elderly individuals white powdery neck in a comical fashion
brian wilson has a bad case of the turkey neck
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The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.
I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.
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In a manner strikingly similar to Arabian Goggles, the strapping young lad whips out his genitalia and places his nutsack on the neck of a waiting female, with his dick facing up toward her chin. In this way, the delighted female's neck will resemble that of a turkey.
"Girl, I'm going to turkey-neck the shit out of you."
"Every day's Thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!"
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to give oral sex to a person aka giving head
"She give that turkey neck..gobble,gobble"
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Flap of skin on the back of the scrotum.
Did she scratch your turkey neck and lick your huff?
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