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What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.
John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"
Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"
John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."
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As a girl is giving you a blow job, all of sudden she punches you in the balls
Dude, Stacy busted a broken turtle shell on me last night.
And it still hurts.
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During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.
He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.
Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)
I gotta go inside now, its cold, I'm turtle shelled.
A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.
"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."
"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."
Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
That of which turtles spawn with.
"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells