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Tuscan Raider

During intercourse from behind, the man takes a baseball bat or similar device and knocks the receiver unconscious just prior to his climax. As the man climaxes he holds the baseball bat or similar tool above his head with both hands and makes a war-cry replicating the scene from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope when the Tuscan Raider attacks Luke when he is searching for RD-D2 with C3PO.

See also: Tuscan Raided, Donkey Punch

"So did you have fun last night?" "Yeah, I gave my girlfriend a Tuscan Raider!" "Nice!"

by JDAPS March 8, 2009

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tuscan chancer

A person that is obviously chancing it, but is them self unaware, or a chancer from tuscany..

"Those windows aren't tinted you absolute Tuscan Chancer!"

by soda dreamer September 22, 2007

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Tuscan Whip

When satiating ones self and right at the time of climax. Let loose your human love juice into a sock, then put the sock into the freezer. Wait a few hours then right before your roommate somes home you put the sock in the microwave for about a minute or enough time to make it a hot sticky mess inside the sock. As soon as your roommate opens the door whip the sock right into their face.

So for my friends surprise, party right when he came in the door i generously gave him the Tuscan Whip.

by Satiate you January 31, 2011


Tuscan Twister

While urinating in a public restroom you grab the guy next to you's whatisit and twist followed by aiming it up so that he releases all over himself.

Dude, John gave that guy the Tuscan Twister. HAHAHA Look at all the pee on him!!

by Demitri Lethal November 26, 2013


Tuscan Raided

To receive a Tuscan Raider. Often results in a black eye.

See also: Tuscan Raider, Donkey Punch

"OMG where did you get that black eye?" "I got Tuscan Raided"

by JDAPS March 8, 2009


Tuscan Tater

An overly tan middle aged woman with bad hair (usually bleach blonde) that frequents restuarant bars drinking too much white wine.

Three tuscan taters joined us at the TGI Fridays bar, it was mid December in Michigan but all were well tanned with hair like straw, each ordered a white zin.

by vanbiz November 18, 2011

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Tuscan Pool Party

When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water

"Wow, you should have seen the Tuscan Pool Party at Jakobs house last night!"

by Chalmuns Cantina GM December 12, 2014