twatch

(verb) To scratch one's itchy twat

Joan was feeling the full effect of crabs so she sat down and had had a good twatch.

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twatch

n. English, derived from twat and bitch. Refers to a woman who doesn't thank a man for sending her flowers.

That twatch didn't even call me after I sent her flowers!

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Twatch

To watch pornography/ sexual things.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

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Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

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twatch

mix of a twat and a bitch

You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!

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Twatch

To watch porn/ sexual acts.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

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Twatching

The act of teaching by making the kids watch educational TV instead of actually teaching.

Instead of reading today class we will be twatching Nat Geo