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Tweeting and teetering....as in on the brink or edge. Tweets that go that extra mile.
Trump is tweetering again and again and.....At the dinner table, I regularly announce to all in earshot - he’s tweetering again.
someone tweeting there every act and movement during there day
today garrison bumstead of bumsteads bicycles tweeted that he was shitting and then he wiped his ass therefore "tweeters"
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When your underwear accidentally wedges it self between your butt crack making it uncomfortable (usually happens at really awkward times like in public) for you and you have to manually pull it back out.
People started staring at me when i unplugged my underwear out of my butt crack, but that tweeter was killing me.
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It is what you call your weiner if you wanna be all cool about it.
"Girl, don't you dare lay a finger on my tweeter!"
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It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.
Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.
Holy shit I just got my ass hopped to death by a TWEETER!
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a rolled and folded peice of paper that is shot from a rubberband at high speeds leaves welts they hurt!
dang! that tweeter left a welt
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the tweeter is a rolled up peice of paper that is folded in half and then launched by rubberband, they hurt like hell if u are hit by one on the skin
fuck i just got shot with a tweeter
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