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Dick Tweezer

A large population of Earth have a very small dick. So to jerk off a toy called the dick tweezer is used :)

Person 1: Bro, your dick is so small you use a tweezer to jerk off!
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((

by link-from-zelda :weary: December 12, 2022


Tweezer butt

A tight ass young girl.....

damn! did you see that tweeza butt walk by
ou guys been hookin up with any tweeza butts lately

by Dumb nug December 09, 2003


Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010


Cock and Ball Tweezers

Forceps used to lift and separate the testicles from the penis after sexual intercourse, or a sweltering hot day in the sun.

Mikey, go get me the cock and ball tweezers!

by B&S Customs Inc. November 07, 2006


tweezer crack whore

When Kizzle backs that thang up and something pokes a male that is not ordinary

A tweezer crack whore straight cock blocked me when I went to poop on her.

by Brian EZ November 09, 2007


Tweezer Chomp

Tweezer chomp is when you grab someone by the shaft of the penis and you shove the other hand up the ass hole and proceed to lift the person.

Kyle decided the tweezer chomp was the sexiest way to carry someone.

by Slender cooch December 03, 2019


Tweezer Pleaser

A woman who has a knack for giving head to men with small penises

-"yo me and andre just got back to back BJ's from Jenn"
-"Yeah i heard she was a Tweezer Pleaser"
-"Our dicks are so small when we sword fight our belly buttons touch"

by The Big Burger May 05, 2011