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Dick Tweezer

A large population of Earth have a very small dick. So to jerk off a toy called the dick tweezer is used :)

Person 1: Bro, your dick is so small you use a tweezer to jerk off!
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((

by link-from-zelda :weary: December 12, 2022


Tweezer butt

A tight ass young girl.....

damn! did you see that tweeza butt walk by
ou guys been hookin up with any tweeza butts lately

by Dumb nug December 9, 2003

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

85πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Cock and Ball Tweezers

Forceps used to lift and separate the testicles from the penis after sexual intercourse, or a sweltering hot day in the sun.

Mikey, go get me the cock and ball tweezers!

by B&S Customs Inc. November 7, 2006

30πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


tweezer crack whore

When Kizzle backs that thang up and something pokes a male that is not ordinary

A tweezer crack whore straight cock blocked me when I went to poop on her.

by Brian EZ November 9, 2007

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Tweezer

A person who ruins jokes

That Jake kid ruins so many jokes, he’s such a tweezer.

by WiiURules December 23, 2017


Tweezer

Tweezer is a slang word created by an Asian-English young lad. It is meant to be used to describe someone as idiotic, stupid or annoying.

"Jacob Austin is a Tweezer"

by AsianLad April 1, 2021