two handed dismount

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.

I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.

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two hand jam

you know, some bball?

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.

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Two Hand Touch

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.

Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

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two hand the pump

A term for using two hands when holding a gun

If you make me mad I might two hand the pump

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tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.

Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.

Two handed snow mobiler

Its when you are fucking a girl doggy style and put both of your hands on her shoulders and start thrusting back forth like your riding a snow mobile.

"I was fucking Monica like a two handed snow mobiler"

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Two Hand Ham Twister

The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.

"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"