Two shits and a Fuck

A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.

When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.

Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.

1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.

2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.

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Jimmy two Shits

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.

He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.

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Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.

This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!

Thick as two shits

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.

'John, you're as thick as two shits'

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Flip two shits

When something is so amazing/surprising/disturbing that "Flipping a shit" is not adequate. The next level of "Shit flipping"

Ben: "Dude There's a half on sale on yellow chuck's at The Gap!"

Jimbo: "No need to flip two shits."

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Two shits and a fuck

A reaction to a very unlikable situation that could possibly make or break your life

Person A: I just cheated on my boyfriend with the most popular guy in school!

Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!

Person A: Two shits and a fuck!

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don't give two shits

you don't care what the person is saying, at all

As my friend told me about his coin collection I said, "Guess what, I don't give two shits!!".

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