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A small town made famous for creating the Texas state flag that was, in previous years, highly regarded for its stunning academic background and highly sophisticated arts programs (choir. theater, band, etc) that earned them a spot as one of the most highly praised schools in Texas.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
Friend one: dude you used to be such a good guy...what happened
Friend two: *snorts line of coke*
Friend three: He's like the Montgomery, Tx of people
Where the white people from desoto went when the black people moved in
Midlothian TX. White trash are over there
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1. capital (both governmental and hippie) of Texas
2. live music capital of the world
3. home to the University of Texas
I'm going to Austin for SXSW.
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1. Capital of the state of Texas in the US located in the central part of Texas. Has a thriving music scene and is home to the University of Texas.
I'm thinking I might go to school in Austin, TX.
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Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all."
If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.
If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:
-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D
I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!
There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?
I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!
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where all the parties happen, the people in greenwood make midland more interesting. also filled with man whores & sluts.
im going to "Greenwood, Tx" to party!
she looks like a slut, shes most likely from "Greenwood, Tx".
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