tyred

To drive ones automobile (usualy of the racing variety) into a tyre wall in a manner that results in serious damage to both yourself and said automobile.

julian: woah.. he's looking pretty tyred there, looks like he won't be finishing this one. (refering to a rather nasty shunt at the local kart track)

john: Aye byt.. you'd be right there!!

Inspector Gadget: Hot Damn!!

7👍 1👎

tyre

The part of the car that touches the ground. need never be replaced as tread is covered with furry animals that crossed the road at the wrong moment.

Tyres are made of squirrels, bunnies, rubber, and occasionally deer.

99👍 51👎

tyreed

Discriptive device refering to the degree of exhaustion, the greater the number of ee's relates to amount of tiredness

10👍 4👎

tyre

A part of a motor car. A motor car may have three or four of them touching the road, and one in the boot.

Every Englishman has the right to piss on the right front tyre of a parked motor car.

47👍 39👎

Tyre

A person of pure greatness and a glorious city.

Tyre is a muslim city.

6👍 5👎

Tyres

The word to sum up rolls of fat on a flabby stomach. Often associated with The Mitchelin Man

"Dylan's got more tyres than Kwik Fit" said Josh.
"Yeah, He's The Mitchelin Mans son ya know..." said Luc

12👍 14👎

tyrees

A sexy motherfucker , got a big cock

Tyrees is so sexy, he’s got a big wood