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Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
This is one of the most common sentence or format used by Naija ladies or babes to manipulate guys emotionally into sending them money as they can't ask at home so a boyfriend is there most preferred source of income. They don't even wanna know if the dude got something going on in his life everything should be about them, they could collect this urgent 2k from ten different dudes depending on how many dudes fell for it mostly Simps
Babe please my gas just finished can you send me (urgent)2k I love you 🤥
Babe I'm on my period I won't be able to come can you send me (urgent 2k) to get some sanitary pad🤥
A local clinic guilty of false advertising that claims to provide health care "urgently." The keyword "Urgent" is merely included to dissuade patients away from hospitals.
"I gotta run up to Urgent Care, be back in a few hours."
"Urgent Care? More like Eventual Care."
"Ryan went to Urgent Care, we have plenty of time to see a movie."
Someone who replies immediately to a text
"Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!"
When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.
Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!