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What Homestar Runner said when he thought he was imitating a guy at sea while promoting his website, homestarrunner.com.
Homestar: Welcome to The USS Homestarrunner.com! I am your captain, Homestar Runner.
Director: Cut!
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Separation from the US Navy.
Joe Navy: "Where are you going for your next command?"
Joe Kickass: "I'm transferring to the USS Neversail, SON!"
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USS Porter DDG-78 is a rustbucket shithole of a US Navy vessel that is currently homeported in Norfolk, Va. Is known for having a corrupt chain of command, rampant fraternization, more broken equipment than working equipment, and an extremely low level of morale. If you ever see this ship, feel sorry for those who are stationed there, and thank God that you are not.
I was stationed on the USS Porter. Thank God i am gone.
A USA aircraft Carrier that was the first nuclear powered ship
The USS Enterprise CVN-65 was commissioned in the Vietnam War
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Short for "Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo."
Army Man: I'm deploying to Afghanistan next week. What about you?
Navy Man: USS Nimitz.
Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
Navy Man: I am an accountant.
Army Man: ...
Navy Man: What?
Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.
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Only the most feared military vehicle in the world!
"That is one fearful military vehicle," Brent stated. "It must be the USS Nimitz!" exclaimed Curt.
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A figurative dreadnought that resembles the revenge and venagance of guop members who got shut down by a girl interest. However, USS Revenge will dominate and destroy anything in its path, leaving nothing but tears and pain. USS revenge is a home wrecker, titty smasher, and of course a menance. Revenge is near
All the boys talk about is the USS Revenge after I told Jameson I didn’t love him
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