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When two lesbians move closer to each other without actually moving in with one another in the hopes of not “uhauling.”
Hey, she’s not uhauling with her girlfriend, she’s too evolved for that; it’s more like a uhaul adjacent because she’s moving down the street.
A prostitute with an excessive amount of grundle fudge.
The trucker was highly upset when he found his lot lizard was a dirty uhaul.
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The kind of lesbian that wants to move in after talking for 3 days. They like to move fast. She'll bring the u-haul.
John: Hey did you hear about Cierra's new girl?
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.
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Contraction of "I am coming with a uhaul."
"I need to move." -person one
"I'com'it'a uhaul!" -person two
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Simular to a Uhaul lesbian, the Uhaul bisexual moves in after few dates men and women
Guy: Katie moved in with Jessie already? They’ve been together a week?
Girl: oh I know she did the same with John and Sarah. She’s such a uhaul bisexual
Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride
I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.
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When you move too quickly in a relationship and develop emotions towards the other person too quickly
"Wow, Jessie's already calling them her girlfriend, thats pretty intense"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"