Ulises a guy who thinks he can get all the ladys. So , he takes advantage of that power and dates multiple ladys at the sametime and trys to get in there pants. He never has time to message any of the ladys because hes always with his friends playing basketball, playing video games, getting drunk or even getting high. Ulises is a waste of time.
Why did you waste tour time on a guy named Ulises?
Why does Ulises always make up excuses on why he didn't text you?
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A big bootied person with an equally as large personality
If only I had as much of a personality as Ulises.
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Ulises is a really mean mf ,when he is mad will fuck you up in both ways , He is really βkind β when it comes to a situation when your friend is in trouble he wonβt snitch , he is also a type of mf who gets girls , and loves to cause drama ,he also is very horny when it comes too that one girl ..;)- ulises is a type of guy who should always be around you .
ulises is a real mf when it comes to helping a homie
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The act of having sex with a mature grandma like lady inside of a trailer park
Omg did you see chris he had a βdirty ulisesβ with mikeβs grandma
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Ulises is a fucking rat that smells like anime and plays league of legends 24/7. Ulises is also known as cumshot; cumlicocky; or pussy scarecrow
Maten al Cumshot.
Ulises Montiel makes me not want to have children
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A short male named Ulises, who is a pot head and who smells like weed every time you see them
Youβre a dirty Ulises, you spear chucking kike
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White boy who looks like a rabadoodle or an aunt
Hey look, there goes my aunt, wait⦠its ulises