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ulrike is a wonderful person. she is very smart and she almost knows everything (that’s what i thought as a child because actually she’s my mom). hey mom, you are so tough and strong and intelligent and it’s impressive how far you’ve come in your life!
i am looking up to you and everything that you’ve achieved!
you are the prettiest and wisest woman i know!
thank you for being you and even though we have a lot of difficult times - i love you with my whole heart and i don’t want anyone else to be my mom but you <3
i love you!!
who’s that strong and independent woman? that’s ulrike, my beautiful and strong mother
Ulrike used to be a super sensitive girl who was bullied in school for her caring nature. Ever since, she has risen from the ashes like a badass Phoenix that gives no f***s about anything not German. She likes horses, and riding, and everything that comes with the package.
“Oh my God, have you seen that Ulrike?! What an ass!”
When she's taking a shit, and you push it back in the ass with your penis; not allowing her to finish her big dump. No shit - no mercy.
I was in the middle of taking a shit, when my boyfriend suddenly inserted his wiener, pushing my turd back in the cave. He pulled a dirty Ulrik.