Ulrike

She is a amazing and very funny person, who always knows what someone need to hear. She will be always there for you if you need her and will cuddle with you till everything is fine.

If you find a person like Ulrike you can be truly glad and never let her go

Dirty Ulrik

When she's taking a shit, and you push it back in the ass with your penis; not allowing her to finish her big dump. No shit - no mercy.

I was in the middle of taking a shit, when my boyfriend suddenly inserted his wiener, pushing my turd back in the cave. He pulled a dirty Ulrik.