umbrella

another wprd for a woman's uterus / womb.

you can stand under my umbrella, come into me

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umbrellaing

the use of an umbrella to block ejaculatory fluids from reaching the face.

Johnny: "Stop umbrellaing!"
Susie: "But I don't want your ejaculatory fluids on my face!"

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umbrella

where someones head of their dick is way bigger than the rest of their cock

dude, D flore got an umbrella

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umbrella

A slang term for a condom; A rubber.

You need to double your umbrella when you mess around with the chicks at Naked City.

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umbrella

random thing that protects you from rain.

-Hey Did You Bring an Umbrella? It’s Raining Outside.
-Yes.

umbrella

A word owned by thomas stanley holland. Y'all have to watch his performance at the lipsync battle. I'm proud of my man.

I love Thomas Stanley Holland's umbrella and he could stab me with it.

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the umbrella

this is a move done by stripper's. when there on the pole grinding for there money and an interested customer decides to make it rain. they place their hands over their head to protect from any change that may have been accidently incorporated, protecting themselves from serious injury.

Pimp: Ay bitch what happened to yo head?
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...

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