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Having a unintentional boner in a situation were it is inappropriate
My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard
Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. : because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!
Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*
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Soggy in the mid-section . Massive love handles. Not being comfortable because your so soggy.
Dude you are uncomfortably built.
The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.
Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King
A worm that is not very comfortable.
Chris: I am the uncomfortable worm.
Mario: I thought you were a human???
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When a female is try to take her bra in the middle of a group of people without being noticed.
I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.
When you decide not to let unpredictability or uncertainty affect you and your future—you have come to terms that you have got to live with chaos, no matter how disruptive it can be in putting up a brake to your life’s goals.
Instead of blaming events or things that he’s no control over, John has learned to be comfortably uncomfortable in coping with life’s challenges—he doesn’t let bad breaks or misfortunes affect his attitude towards life; instead, he’s grateful that he can rely on God’s wisdom to overcome whatever obstacle comes his way.
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