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The act of having your loved one not smile and blow you and instead deciding to make their way to the jacuzzi or some other leisure activity while you are stuck with no choice but to tug it out on your own.
I was lonely last night my girlfriend decided to not smile and leave me with an unhappy jacuzzi.
Beat that meat then cry about it
I cried then had an unhappy squeeze
The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.
When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp which read "oops" that they could read through his especially hairy unhappy trail.
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Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.
The Unhappy Free Orc needs to do some live performances.
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The hair between the belly button and the pubic region of a female.
Dude I was gonna go down on her, but she had an unhappy trail. I couldn't do it.
when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING
it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!
Is a trash bag that is full of normal trash and puke but doesn't throw it away and then someone goes to throw something in the bag that might cause the entire bag to tip over causing a disgusting mess.
When you puke in a trash bag and someone goes to throw something away on top of it and you go to stop them by saying, "No, don't do that. That's unhappy trash."