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The act of walking up to a midget, punching them in the groin and screaming "I found your pot of gold!!!."
Myrna the midget was hospitalized for 3 weeks after her boyfriend performed the unlucky leprachaun during intercourse.
The complete opposite of good luck.
Having really bad luck at something.
The ducky with the unlucky.
Jim: There’s no ice cream left.
Bill: unlucky ducky
Unlucky Tug is Thomas train youtuber very epic. He has lots of oo trains yeah.
The Unlucky Tug is very lucky
When seen with a group of bad looking women, often spotty, overweight, smelly or have a bad sense of fashion.
"Hey did you see Andy, with those two girls?"
"Ha, yeah.. what an unlucky pimp"
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It's not the dice cube that is unlucky, it's you buddy. You are the unlucky one here in this game called life.
Fuck the dice cubes are unlucky! I lost 5 grand.
Nah man, you are unlucky.
The Unlucky Dice is simply a myth.
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An unlucky Jeff has all quality’s of a normal Jeff, except not as handsome.
Girl1: hey is that Jeff?
Girl2: no he’s to ugly to be a Jeff. He’s an unlucky jeff
Girl1: but he’s so cool and funny! I would definently smash.
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