UNT

This is an excuse used to get out of anything work related in North Texas.

1.
(Taking the call in at work from an employee named Mike)

Receptionist: Hello, Thanks for calling Initech, how may I direct your call.

Mike: Hey this is Mike, I won't be coming in today because I'll be out at UNT on an install. Could you put the word out that I'm at UNT?

Receptionist: (rolling her eyes) Yes, I'll tell everyone at work that you're out at UNT for the day. (hangs up).

2. Email from receptionist: Mike just called, he'll be in around noon. Out at UNT, troubleshooting some equipment.

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Unt!

A short grunt-like shout directed at someone (usually from a distance) who has very recently done something embarrassing. ie: Tripping over.

Bill: Jamie's quite good at basketball, isn't he?
Fred: Yeah, he is pretty good, wish i had that skill. I really admire him.
(Jamie trips over while trying to take the ball from someone)
Fred and Bill in unison: Unt!

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Unt un

It literally means the way it is spelled. This phrase basically is the sound you make when you say no to something.

Person 1: “would you date that guy over there?”
Person 2: “unt un, that guy ugly asf”

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Mike Unt

Prank name

"Hello. Have you seen Mike Unt?" (Sounds like "My Cunt")

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unts ahts

The noise produced while gyrating, Generally not socially acceptable

Cobra's sister walked into the room and cobra unts ahts-ed in her face. OH YEAH!

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unt-cay

the vulva or vagina (from Pig-Latin for cunt)

She was walking like she was hiding something in her unt-cay

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MSK UNTS

the sound someone makes while performing the "party boy" dance.

"MSK UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS"
"OMG ew stop dancing on me! *slap*"

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