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Beat up Safa day is on the 20th of October. It is a day when we can beat up Safa and mock her for her accent.
Safa - What are you doing with that bat Jaya? Don’t hit me!
Jaya - Did you forget? It’s Beat Up Safa Day today.
Safa - oh my bad
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Feb 4th the day that you beat up or lightly punch your friend or acquaintance named pheobe for all their wrong doings or simply because it’s part of the tradition!
Person: oh my gosh I can’t believe it’s February already!
Person2: yea and on February 4th it’ll be beat up phoebe day!
Person: oh gosh….
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A ruse designed to fool UPS customers into believing that a jet airplane will be utilized to help deliver their package in two days when in actuality, a semi-truck is utilized most of the time, causing late deliveries to occur.
What a rip, I paid fifteen bucks extra for UPS 2nd Day Air and UPS took 4 days to deliver my package!
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Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.
Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day
The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance
"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"
A day to celebrate the art of pick-up lines; where failure and success are both equally celebrated. A day which challenges even the Masters of Pick-Up Lines to be more creative and original, and possibly more riske.
National Pick Up Line Day gave Mag 09, the founders of this treasured holiday, the confidence to try them on everyone they came into contact with.
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If you know a soccer player who’s named Jayden and are fat tell them to shut up!
Jayden: Hey guys
Team: Shut up Jayden
Jayden: Why?
Team: It’s national shut up Jayden day!