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1) A state whose inhabitants, for some inexplicable reason, can all sing beautifully, are all musically inclined, and have extreme artistic talents.... believe me, it's true. Maybe they ARE following the right religion.
2) Home of Arctic Circle, fry sauce, and people who stop and stare at anyone whose skin is a shade darker than peach.
1) Wow. You sing beautifully. You must be from Utah.
2) Yes. I have dark skin and lived in Utah.
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The state in which scary happy plastic robots who work at Wendy's repeatedly apologize for not having a Texas double cheeseburger when you have been driving for twenty hours on your way to Idaho for no apparent reason.
We really are sorry sir that we don't have that item, is there anything else we can get you?
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The 45th state.
If you live there you’re either a Mormon, Amish, or a meth addict.
Normal Human 1: I met this girl
NH2: Oh cool, where’s she from
NH1: Utah
NH2: Is she Mormon? Amish? Meth addicted?
NH1: Shes all three. How did you know?
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A state full of extremely religious people. Ive learned that the hard way since my parents live in utah.
My parents in Utah wont let me drink any caffeinated drinks or soda and they wont let me do drugs! What is wrong with these people!? Not drinking caffeinated drinks is okay but DRUGS??!?! Why drugs??? They are good!
To be ignored in an attempt to be dump by your significant other.
My girlfriend while I was on vacation Utahed me while I was gone.
A multi 'be my honey' hived State belonged of these fifty united which, many feel that such taken land, the federal government should once again, immediately reintroduce above ground nuclear testing!
Utah is now abuzz and it's not for the bees!
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