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Vaginal tear moment. The moment when huge expectations end in disaster and embarrassment.
Man, I'd been waiting for six months to sleep with this guy, and I travelled to a different continent to meet up with him. But it was a total VT moment.
A pretty weird town just north of Burlington, VT which is home to rich snobby people on the Malletts Bay side of town and more quiet, average people on the Village side of town. The north side is full of humongous mansions (if you can find them in the enormous forests). It's like the third largest populated town in Vermont. Yet another VT town with nothing to do after dark unless you want to drink at scuzzy bars, go galactic bowling or go to a drive in during the summer months. The high school has a lot of students, and they are all divided into their own groups. If you can't find anyone around colchester in the summer months, its probably because they are at one of the towns 90000 marinas putting their boats in. Colchester has the area's only Technical Rescue Team. Saint Michael's College is also within the limits of Colchester (its just a college for rich kids, kind of like UVM). What else? Yeah not much. It's got the area's only Costco! And a pond...a big one...and a lake. Yeaaaahhhhhh
Your mom: "Why is that kid wearing a Laker shirt and walking around like he owns the place?"
You: "Oh, he's just from Colchester, VT"
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A quaint little blink town in Northern Vermont. Founded by a General that crossed the Delaware with George Washington, but no one cares about him. There's this cool little store that literally charges you double on everything, but they have a pretty collection of dead animals. There's this pizza place ran by a bunch of hippies, I recommend eating there, especially on taco night. Weed grows wild in Glover VT, but don't steal any, they'll know. Most of the ambulance squad has an avg. IQ of 38, and 30% of the population is about 90 years old. There's a lake, a couple actually, and if I am correct there was a third until about 200 years ago, when a couple of White people literally dug a tunnel so far into the side of it that it drained and washed the whole town away. Everyone rebuilt everything and it's been just as gay ever since.
"Have you ever been to Glover VT?" "What's a Glover?"
Most fun part of Lamoilly County in Northern Vermont. With a pleasant mix of hippies, rednecks, and flatlanders, Johnson is an accepting and awesome place to do whatever the hell you want. Here you can see beloved locals like Perma-Trip, or visit The Hub or The Lovin' Cup, two yummy places to chill and eat. Tuesday Night Live is also a big deal, it's boring but a lot of the old hippies go. JSC is a college full of weird people and you can Frolf there, and the town has a ton of studios for local artists. There's also a lot of places to swim in the summer and you can hike too. Johnson is the best twon ever, it's tiny, but you'll never get bored.
Dude I'm really bored.
It sucks we aren't anywhere near Johnson, VT, we could just hang out there.
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Milton Vermont is a quiet and boring town. Yet recently Milton has been making many improvements. Milton has many blossoming businesses and Milton's education is also growing. Milton has it's share of kids who are easy or drink and do drugs. Every town does. Milton's reputation is just "popular" because everyone wants to point at someone to say, "hey atleast I'm not that guy." Nearly all rumors are just old stereotypes. People just want to put down someone else to make themselves feel better.
Girl- "Oh, no way ____ is pregnant?! Well that's one for us and six for Milton! What? She slept with three guys on the football team? Better than Milton I heard one girl slept with the whole soccer team?!"
Milton, VT- "Yeah _______ broke up with _______ and now he's spreading nasty rumors around at his school, just because she wouldn't sleep with him!"
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1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails
2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.
1)I think I'll Stead today
2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?
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The tiniest of towns (as long as you're defining a town as three churches, a movie theater, a couple run-down shacks and a gas station). Conveniently squished between Morristown and Hyde Park. No one ever passes it/visits it except to continue on towards Stowe or attend the local college (Johnson State College) which no one has ever heard of.
Maggie: i tried to look up johnson, vt on urban dictionary, and nothing came up....
Ariana: so define it.
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