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The Vaccine

The Vaccine is the second drink created by a now retired mid western state trooper.

The drink was created when the retiree noticed all the Karen’s and haters forcing their views on others as far as COVID-19 went. The desire was to make a drink and name it “the vaccine“ so that freedom lovers could imbibe one and then honestly say to the one way market aisle sticker cops “I’ve had the Vaccine”. And just be mind fucking them. As a follow up F U, a card was created so that once the people imbibed, they could have their “vaccine card”.

The drink consists of 1 bottle of Moose Drool beer, 1 shot of Revel Stoke Peanut Butter Whiskey and 1 shot of

Once Sugar had drank “the vaccine” he was able to tell all the Covid Karen’s to go pound sand

by Sugar58 May 15, 2021

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The Vaccinator

A doctor that discovers the ability to time travel and goes back into time to vaccinate the children of Anti-Vaxxers with out their knowledge or permission.

Honey, how are we going to protect little Bobby Joe and Sue Ellen from The Vaccinator? How do we even know if he hasn’t gotten his hands on them yet?

by MahatmaJonny December 21, 2018

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vaccinated

Intoxicated, stoned, fucked up. Can be slight or severe.

Dude, I'm so vaccinated.
Yeah, she's vaxed.

by Jimmy Flackanator November 18, 2007

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Vaccination

A caller tune used in India by telicom companies.

Delhi HC slams irritating vaccination dialer tune

by Mahesh Bhavana May 16, 2021

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Vaccine strollout

When your COVID vaccination rate is the lowest in the OECD because of ineffectual leadership rather than lack of desired to be vaccinated amongst a population.

Person 1: Have you had the opportunity to get vaccinated against COVID yet?

Person 2: No, I live in Australia so I’m still vulnerable to COVID-19 because of the vaccine strollout.

by Maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour July 13, 2021

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vaccine informed

Someone who vaccinated their crotch goblins because they listened to the professionals who spent years studying versus someone who has their "resurch" degree from Google University.

They got their children vaccinated, because they're vaccine informed

by NoxVigilium May 6, 2019

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vaccine informed

Synonym for "scientifically illiterate". Self-imposed title for suburban women who have decided that old-timey diseases like measles and polio need to make a comeback. Originally coined by some lady who confused a Google search for a medical degree.

"I'm not anti-vaxx, I'm vaccine informed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some essential oils to purchase."

by Rust E Shackleford May 6, 2019

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