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vagenda

A vagina with an agenda.

No, no. Imagine my chagrin when I found out it was an angry vagina. A vagina with an agenda. You know what that show (The Vagina Monologues) was in one word? Thats right, a vagenda.

by J. Licata July 6, 2005

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vagenda

A term used when the female in the relationship is primarily responsible for making plans and keeping the calendar for the couple or family.

Boyfriend/husband says to friend, "Dinner on Friday? I don't know if we already have plans or not. I'll have to check the vagenda."

by Angela S March 3, 2006

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vagenda

your vagina's social agenda

That guy just made my vagenda.

by sometimesifaint May 4, 2009

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vagenda

The schedule of events taking place in one's vagina.

"I've been trying everything to get with Ruth, but her vagenda's booked up for months."

by lil_ms_naughty_cakes September 2, 2006

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vagenda

when one befriends a woman with the ulterior motive of getting in her pants.

Jeff told me to call him if I ever just need to talk, but I'm pretty sure he has a vagenda.

by Pretty Pretty Sweetie Pie Priv April 26, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


vagenda

1. when a girl decides on scheduled sex

2. Writting down on a callander when and how you have had sex

3. planned use of a girl's vagina

Mom: Christi, we need to talk

Christi: What now???

Mom: I was cleaning your room, and I found this - is this a vagenda?

Christi: So what? And besides, its not even mine!!!

Mom: Oh, honey, I just wanted to know if you wanted to see mine to see how to organize yours better!!!

by theawsomepossumbunch April 29, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


vagenda

"Female's agenda", usually in reference to a group of women as their 'group female agenda'... but is equally acceptable as a reference to a single female's agenda

Larry wasn't clear on Lucy's vagenda, but he knew that it didn't include his best interests.

by orionway December 28, 2011

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