A guy who is brilliant at getting together with women and helping his friends do the same.
Bert told me what to text this girl and I got laid, the guy is a vagenius.
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someone who has perfected the art of cunnilingus.
"After dinner, we went home and got to third base. He was a vagenius!"
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Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.
Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".
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When a women thinks with her vagina instead of her brain
If I wasn't such a vagenius I could've finished this presentation days ago
"Hey what's up with Anna lately? All she talks about is that new guys she's been hooking up with" "Ya she's being a total vagenius"
"did you know that vaginas..."
"oh my god, you're such a vagenius"
A man who pretends to be in a relationship to trick his opponent into thinking that he is no longer trying. Further accomplishing his ultimate goal in becoming a fantasy football god.
Did you hear that Vag changed his relationship status on Facebook to taken? I think he's just tricking CPL. What a Vagenius.