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star of many amazing films such as bloodsport and kick boxer.
wow! theres jean claude van damme, doing roundhouses
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When a chick is so hot in booty-shorts, you want to watch her spread her legs between two driving big rigs.
Damn! Paula is kickin' like Van Damme right now! I wanna get up in them guts.
The definition of ass-kicking
That guy kicks so much ass, you'd think he was Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.
Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?
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a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself
"Jean Claude van DAMME, I'm good-looking!"
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That booty is Kickin' like Van DAMME!!!
A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.
Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.
I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?
Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.
Person1: He didn't make any promises.
Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
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