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A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.
Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?
Man2: No, what happened?
Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!
Man2: No way!
Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.
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A disformed human being, back problems,always saying “bruh”, still a virgin,runs funny,looks like a whole bird from rio
Vance, “Bruh”
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one who is fucked in the head and obsessed with the thought of pussy.
That guy was obsessed with pussy, he's such a vance.
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To accidentally excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.
"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk home in the nude".
"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".
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The act of taking vyvanse. A state in which someone is so cracked out that they may experience tunnel vision, extreme focus, sweaty palms, clammy extremities, heart attack, and/or death. This person will do nothing but work. The ultimate ADD medicine
I haven't been to class all semester; however, I am vancing so hard right now that I did all of my work. I'm so afraid... I can feel my heart pounding, and my limbs are cold.
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A Cigarette that uses CBD instead of tobacco.
Hey can I get a hit of that Vance?
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