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(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.
I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"
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A pussy fart, usually from a penis pushing in and then letting go, creating a noise called a vart.
Craigs mom varted so loud, the whole country shook!
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when a women farts out of her pussy.
After having aggressive sex with a small penis, a woman sometimes varts due to the air allowed in her vagina during the sex act.
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queef or a vaginal blast of air
*QUEEFF*"Damn becca lay of the varts
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verb/noun
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.
According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.
Dude, your varts are awful! Are you sure you still want to be vegan?
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When on your mobile phone and music, video or sounds are unintentionally played loud in a public place causing momentary embarrassment.
Did you just vart? Karen's phone varted in the Mall. How do I stop my phone from varting? Oh, I'm sorry my phone varted.
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a vaginal eruption of smelly gasses.
"*Queeef!* damn girl learn to keep those varts in!"
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