Rural Dictionary

Senator Velveeta

In discussing why Senator John McCain is always on the Sunday morning political shows after losing the 2008 election to Barack Obama (12 times in 8 months), Davis X. Machina coined the term "Senator Velveeta" as such:

"McCain's a brand name. In a country where Velveeta™ is sold as cheese, McCain can be sold as a statesman."

I see that Senator Velveeta will be on Meet the Press, again!!.

by ascap_scab August 30, 2009

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coffee cup of melted Velveeta

A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.

Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?

Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

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Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025