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former pro wresler, former Minnesota Governor. Election in 1998 "shocked the world". Prone to inflated self-importance and hypocrisy as he blames media jackals for criticizing him one day and appears on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the next.
aka The Body, The Mind
I'm going to vote for Jesse Ventura just so I can get one of those "My Governor can beat up your Governor bumper stickers." Screw voting for the best candidate.
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a cover up name for girls gone wild
jacking off under a pillow, and naming a file ace ventura
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Driving with your head out the window like Ace Ventura. Reasons include farting passengers, frosted windshields, or for fun.
The windows were so foggy I had to Ace Ventura to school today!
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Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.
Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."
Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."
Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"
adj.
Someone in a position of power either due to their title or general physical strength that is acting abnormal enough to make one feel unsafe or uncomfortable in their presence.
Derived from a play on words in reference to Jesse Ventura, the 38th Governor of Minnesota and former wrestler of the WWF and the word Sketchy.
Bill: How did the meeting go?
Ted: Great, until Mr. Rickard went all Sketchy Ventura on me.
Bill: What happened?
Ted: He started sword fighting himself with his pen, while humming the old school Batman theme during my presentation on last quarter.
A great cinematic example of this would be Mr. Lumberg's dealings with Milton in Office Space.
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Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura. This s in reference to Jesse's physique during his wrestling years. All upper-body no legs, a classic beginner boody builder mistake.
And in this corner, weighing in at 265lbs.. and sporting the dis-proportional upper torso, Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura!!!
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Giovanni is a tall, skinny, and has a big penis. He is smart and good at every sport, but mostly soccer. He has W rizz and has good grades all around. He looks black, but he's hispanic.
Giovanni Ventura: i'm good at soccer
Someone: OMG IM A BIG FAN!!