Severe Verbal Diarrhea

When someone talks non stop.

Most often seen when someone had too much sugar or caffeine.

Emily: So today...and so ya...like...who cares...I don't even know..shut up...NO WAY...
Tim: .................
Emily: Are you even listening?!?!?
Tim: Ummm....no....but...I think you have Severe Verbal Diarrhea...
Emily: No I don't!...(goes on talking non stop)

narcissistic verbal diarrhea

1. When someone waits for their chance to talk about themselves.

2. When someone takes a conversation in a different direction so they can talk about themselves.

3. When someone takes a conversation backwards so they can add something else about themselves.

Interesting story bro. It reminds me of the time when I did something similar. If I didn't do it I know someone that did it or did something similar probably better than you or whoever you're talking about. No that was not interesting and you may want to go to a Dr. and get checked for narcissistic verbal diarrhea before someone gives you a Wichita Barn Burner with a side of Duck Butter.