vertical

vertical is a 5 peice metal band that will take the world by storm with their KICKASS music. they are the breed under verical (followers of the 1 and only high God) and spread his message to ears all through the world. Gods word has never sounded so good WAHOO!

"i heard vertical play live, and dam they rock!!!"

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verticalized

the act of getting up from a sleeping or loafing position. to become vertical

after sleeping all night long, the alarm went off and i knew it was time to get verticalized.

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vertical fish

A dance that incorporates the core and challenges your balance. With your hands by your side, knees slightly bent, eyes wide open, you move your body in a wave motion side to side as if a fish is swimming. Move your head to the beat of the music and approach your soon to be mate. Get as close as you can and soon she will be vertical fishing right along with you.

I'm gonna vertical fish all night.

or

I wasn't going to dance with him but then he vertical fished me and I was caught drowning in his charm.

or

I was going to moon walk over to her but then I said fuck that noise and vertical fished her.

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Vertically Challenged

1) Someone who is short

2) Me

I am vertically challenged

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vertical hunger

Better than horizontal hunger

VERTICAL HUNGER IS FOR SWOOD GROMMETS ONLY!

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Vertical Tuck

The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.

Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do?
Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see.
Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck.

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Vertical Newton

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.

"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"