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Willing Vessel

(wil-ing ves-uhl)
โ€“noun

Disposed or consenting; inclined: willing to go along; cheerfully consenting or ready; done, given, borne, used, etc., with cheerful readiness to be used for holding liquids or other contents or as a tube or duct, as an artery or vein, containing or conveying urine, semen, or some other body fluid.

Primarily used to convey disbelief that one has been "cured" of homosexuality by primarily religious means.

Secondarily used to convey subtle snark in conversation with those who purport to have been "cured" of homosexuality or to have prayed the gay away.

Girl, our new Pastor is born again. He's washed clean of the homosexuality and the gay. That's right. But I hear he's a 'willing vessel' for more than just the word of the Lord, if you know what I'm sayin'.

by JTB1967 January 14, 2011

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Broken Vessel

The broken Vessel is a boss in the Teach cherry game "Hollow Knight". He appears as a small black creature with a mask, as well as having a bulbous orange blob inside his broken skull.

You can find him to the far left in the Ancient Basin.

You may walk throughout the deep of the ancient Basin, but beware the Broken Vessel.

by n_u_m_l_o_k December 3, 2020


love vessel

A beautiful penis yearned by many women.

I took that chick Megan last night for a ride on my love vessel. She booked her tickets 3 months ago.

by Klitiklr December 18, 2015


Crane Vessels

Crane vessels are a type of ship that takes items from the ocean and removes them. Although originally being founded by the great historian Sir dan IV it was later settled in a court that they were founded by Vessels Qantas herself.

Did you see the crane vessels flowing around in the Patrik sea? Yeah, it was contributing to the finding of the recipe of the great Srdjan Rolls

by Vessels Udovinski August 25, 2020

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Douche Vessel

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag

That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel

by TheJewdiMaster March 10, 2010


arm vessels

The buldge caused by wearing bra straps. Not quite underarm and not quite tit.

God, this top makes my arm vessels look huge

by Jessie the fish October 23, 2010

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foreign vessel

Foreign Luxurious Car. Such as a Rolls Royce or Maybach. As Gunplay describes in A$AP Rocky's Ghetto Symphony, He Refers to A$AP Rocky's Hyundai. Mainly a Pimp/Thug/Gangsta will own a Foreign Vessel. He describes a Ho giving him a quick blow and having her get the fuck out so he can leave.

Once she blow my whistle, She know it's dismissal. Spread the news: I'm official. Now hop out my foreign vessel.

by trillajill June 12, 2015

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