VIB

a "Very Important Banger". Came up with by guidos and wannabe guidos usually of italian decent. VIB's usually go clubbing or hit clubs frequently. Even if this certain person has only a little bit of Italian in them, they usually flaunt it and become this VIB. And as the acronym states, the VIB verbally shows off for his very good talent in the art of "banging". characteristics are: spiked hair, wife beater shirt, jeans (either tight, ripped, stained, all of the above) Air forces, big belt buckles, and usually have big designer sunglasses with the occasional headband.

Girl-That kid looks so guido!
Guy- Yeah, he's off going to the club tonight with the rest of the VIB's

NJ/Calabrese

Vib

A general name for a menace to society; provoked if spoken to.

Gasper: "Hey Vib, how's it going?"
Vib: "Fuck you."

Vib Fest

That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the kids are sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.

1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”

2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers

vib-ribbon

a game that should have more sequels than just 2 that are japan-exclusive

guy: bro i haven't seen a vib-ribbon sequel in 20 fucking yearsall we see is just fanmade stuff