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An era of time where the industrial revolution began
Someone who farms daddy’s 5000 acre canola farm, that only yields 5 ton and makes out its shit, then buys a fleet of either s 700 jd combines, 250 series case combines or revaluation new Holland combines. Then employs a team of uni students studying ag at University to become fun header drivers, as they start the harvest somewhere up norf.
Look at that 150 000 dollar cruiser with Victorian rego and every peice of kinchrome equipment on it,
it has to be a big Norfen Victorian contractor.
When the janitor with all the keys corners you in the stall and proceeds to try to "unlock" your butthole.
Your honor, the janitor tried to give my client what is reffered to a "victorian keyhole"
A Victorian monkey is the act whilst sucking his dick; getting your head smacked in between his two hands, creating a rhythm to imitate a monkey with symbols.
Do you wanna Victorian monkey tomorrow night?
A railway with a kick-ass paint scheme.
Person 1: "Did you see the new Victorian Railways S class locomotives?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that Blue & Gold really suits them!"
A sex act that consists of a stapon and a plastic grocery bag. First the chick puts the grocery bag tightly around the mans head and neck. Then at the same time takes the strap on and rams it up the mans ass. Then while buttfucking her man slave the girl grabs the grocery bag and tightens it around the neck until the man passes out.Then the chick poops on the mans face with the bag still on as in a hot carl. Then she takes the bag off the unconcious man and pours cold water on his face to wake him up.
Last night an unsuspecting Brandon got a victorian shagbag from his girlfriend Monica.
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Noun. (1) An overpriced netbook that was intended to run models for the COVID-19 crisis in Victoria, Australia, but which failed miserably. (2) Any mechanical or electronic object which utterly fails at it's intended purpose. (3) Anything which makes a complete mess out of something previously well structured. (4) A hand grenade or bomb which is detonated in an enclodes space. (5) A nuclear bomb or missile which is armed and timed for detonation.
(1) "The supercomputer intended to predict COVID-19 modelling has crashed."
(2) "That new truck Dave bought can't even carry the groceries!"
(3) "Feed this log into the victorian supercomputer (wood chipper)."
(4) "Private! Paint the upstairs room with victorian supercomputers on the double!!"
(5) "GET TO THE CHOPPER! THIS VICTORIAN SUPERCOMPUTER MUST BE DISARMED BEFORE WE ARE ALL DEAD!"
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