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The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".
He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.
On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)
"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
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To do something in a half-ass quality or just don't do something at all and luck out.
"I dropped out of school because I only sleep during the day. The next week I won the lottery for billions of dollars.. I totally vinced life in general.
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A manwhore who flirts with your girlfriend when you aren't around
"Look at the Vince, her boyfriend is at the bar and he is all over her."
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the art of totally fucking up a relationship by breaking the guy code by saying stuff that should not be said
dude you totally vinced me out last night. now im off the sex wagon for a month
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To clog the bowl when smoking pot.
Your friend passes you the pipe and it's clearly clogged. You would exclaim "Dude! You just handed me a Vinced bowl!"
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A massive tool who always does whatever you tell him to.
Charles: Oh my god he's married to someone on facebook! What a tool!
Brian: I know he's such a Vince.
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The type of guy that has his tits sagging more than a potato sack and he also looks like dora the explorers cousin, DIEGO
He also gets more head than a prostitute.
Damn, Vince, you sag more the Big Show
That Vince guy is really showing off, THE SAG
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