Vlada Dix

A woman who's had more weiners than the Oscar Meyer factory.

Dude, do you know Vlada Dix? Hell yeah! That Russian chic has been served more weiners than the fans at Yankee Stadium!

Level of Vlada

The most gay designation in the world. Used to show an unreachable level of gayness.

My God, you are so gay, but you are far from the level of Vlada.

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Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)

Vladas is a name which means "gay" in URDU and PUNJABI.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.

Oh look, a Vladas Kaupas! What a gross thing!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!

Vlada's scale

Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'

Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'