Vladimir

To be extremly attached to males ( young and old ).

Hey dude, look at that guy, he is Vladimir

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Vladimir

The term to name anybody who has fornicated with a mammal other than a human.

Originates from the Russian word "vlad" meaning "to fuck", and "mir", meaning "animal".

Oh man, i am such a badass! I just vladimired that horse over there!

I was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.

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A Vladimir

This is when you wank/masturbate/touch yourself/practice onanism/jerk off/ before going to sleep.
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"

Person 1: "Yo bro, let's do one more game, it's only 1AM and there is no school tomorrow"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"

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vladimir

A brand of vodka that puts you into a state of absolute fubar which very little consumption. The side-effects are rather bad, involving:

Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).

Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.

ME - "Be warned, thats vladimir"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"

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vladimir

the most-flawless, perfect,beautiful,pretty,cute amazing,lovely, blissful,fabulous, divine,
Awesome,your someone to die for, you look excellent, handsome, charming,
heavenly, elegant, graceful, stunning, hot
drop-dead gorgeous, magnificent, heavenly, gorgeous(again), adorable, as pretty as a picture, lovable, endearing, enchanting, fairly, dainty, stunning, breathtaking, remarkable, spectacular, incredible, wonderful, extraordinary,astonishing, astounding ilysm lil bro

AYO IS THAT vladimir !

HELL YAH HE IS SO COOL.

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vladimir

A star who plays psychopathic liar who is a in a hardcore gay film, "Vladimir Jerkanoff".

My friend knickinoff is a faygeleh, but he comes no where near vladimir.

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vladimir

Slang for going to the toilet to do excrement, or pooh. Rhymes with and is short for "Vladimir Putin".

"I'm going to go do a Vladimir."

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