wmd

White and massive dick

there might not be any WMDs in Iraq but there is one in my pants

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See George Bush, Dubya, etc.

Want to find a real weapon of mass destruction? Look at who you've just elected as your President.

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1. WMD: Weapon of Mass Destruction - chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon capable of causing massive damage or massive casualties.

2. WMD: Weapon of Mass Deception - Bush administration information spin team

3. WMD: Words of Mass Deception - About anything and everything Mr. George W. Bush, Mr. Dick Cheney, Mr. Colin Powell (General, USA, retired) or 2. above have told the U.N., congress, and the American People about 1. above in Iraq.

Mr. Bush paraphrased: "Iraq has WMD. I don't need the approval of the U.N., congress, or the American people to attack Iraq and destroy the WMD." then later, "There really was no WMD, but the people of Iraq are better off."

Translation: The end justifies the means.

Resulting Bush Foreign Policy: Military might makes right.

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Equivalent to OMP - Oil of Mass Production.

Bush: Iraq has oil of mass pro... i mean weapons of mass destruction.

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synonomys with tooth fairy, santa claus, easter bunny, etc.

america has them to protect the world against terrorism. but yet nobody else is allowed to have them because they are going to destroy america.

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I know where they are. They're in my ass.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll definitely have WMDs within 4 hours.

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1. White Military Dickhead; A young, narcisstic caucasian male between the ages of 20 and 25 who uses his "service" in the military as an excuse the exemplify a superiority complex.
2. White Military Discriminate; A young, xenophobic white male who's excuse to join any military service is to kill Arabian, Islamic, Iraqi, and Afghani citizens, regardless of their role in the world; A closeted racist.
3. White Military Dipshit; A young, ignorant white male who feels that, due to "serving" in the military and "fighting" for the United States of America, that every individual around him should treat him like a hero or a king.
4. White Military Deliquent; A young white male who signed up for active military service because he is plays Call Of Duty, Gears Of Wars, and other Military-based video games.

"A girl I known is dating a WMD, who acts as if serving in the military justifies his anger towards everyone else."

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