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For use when yo get tired of people saying "What Would Jesus Do?" and when they say WWJD, you say....
Who wants jelly donuts?
Who would Jesus do?
We will just drink.
What would Jesus drink?
Why waste Jack Daniels?
What a weird John Deer.
World wide Jewish domination.
What would James Bond do?
"Hey don't throw that away, come on, WWJD?"
"Who would Jesus do?"
"Naaaa"
"Who wants jelly donuts?"
"No"
"Why waste Jack Daniels?"
"No"
"We will just drink."
"No"
"What a weird John Deer."
"FUCK IT!!!!"
"Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION."
WWJD
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I don't want to be Jesus, nor have I ever wanted to. For I shall walk my own path and not somebody else's, no matter how perfect it is.
WWJD is a phrase made by Christians who want to become God. God disapproves of that, which is why the question never shows up in the Bible.
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Stands for "What Would Jeezy Do?", where "Jeezy" refers to gangsta rap artist Young Jeezy. T-Shirts with "WWJD?" have been worn by thugs and hip-hop fans alike to promote the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, they should speculate what Young Jeezy would probably have done in that given situation. More often then not this refers to responding with violence.
"Man that guy just called you're girlfriend a bitch, WWJD if he was in this situation?"
"There's no question that the homie Jeezy would bust a cap in that ass..."
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What Would Jesus Do; based upon the principle in 1 Cor. 6:9-17 that a Christian's body is a member of Christ and what ever you do with your body, you do as a member of Christ's body, whether Christ is willing or not.
Any Christian who commits fornication rapes Jesus because it is Jesus' body with which he fornicates. Do you really think he's going to want you in heaven with him after that?
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A simplistic acronym meaning "What Would Jesus Do" originally adopted by well meaning Christians who wanted to express their desire to follow Christ in a primitve way. Never had much social impact. The letters can actually mean other things, like: 'Who Was James Dean' or 'Who Was Jack Dempsey' or 'Who Was J.D. salinger' or 'Who Was J.D. rockefeller' or 'What Was Juris Doctorate'.
Johnny: Hey look at my new wrist band it says 'WWJD'
Mike: Wow, I didn't know you were a Christian.
Johnny: I'm not, it stands for 'Where Was the Jack Daniels'
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What Would Johnny Do
The Red Sox are fuckin awesome
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Stands for "What Would Jeezy Do?", where "Jeezy" refers to gangsta rap artist Young Jeezy. T-Shirts with "WWJD?" have been worn by thugs and hip-hop fans alike to promote the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, they should speculate what Young Jeezy would probably have done in that given situation. More often then not this refers to responding with violence.
"Man that guy just called you're girlfriend a bitch, WWJD if he was in this situation?"
"There's no question that the homie Jeezy would bust a cap in that ass..."
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