When someone shits in your mouth and push it through the gaps in your teeth mmmm yum
Ashley
Oi u fat shit stop ass waffling
(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.
(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."
"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."
"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
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When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.
Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.
The residual imprints upon one’s skin, typically around the buttocks, after receiving many mutually consented spanks while wearing body fish net tights after having been a bad, or ‘naughty, girl.
‘Wow, I can barely sit down today, on account of my delicious waffle ass my boyfriend gave me last night after being such a naughty girl this past week’.
When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!