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when you shit in a pull out couch and close it
She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron
The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.
“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”
Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.
That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.
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When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.
Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!
The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can
"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."
When your internet is not working properly, or on the fritz.
"Damn bro, i'm really suffering from waffle-iron syndrome. I wish my internet was working."
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You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!