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A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!
When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.
" Sally kept messing up orders so bad. I had to waffle iron that bitch."
Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.
That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.
When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.
Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!
The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can
"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."
When your internet is not working properly, or on the fritz.
"Damn bro, i'm really suffering from waffle-iron syndrome. I wish my internet was working."
Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit
“stop being such a waffle iron”