Rural Dictionary

bonus waffler

A chintzy gift regifter. When one receives a chintzy gift or bonus gift from a rich, chintzy gift giver and then turns around and gives the chintzy gift away to another rich, chintzy gift giver.

I hate to be a bonus waffler, but I hope this bonus waffle sends a clear message that chintzy gifts are offensive.

by Keep_the_change April 22, 2013

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hot waffler

The act of hocking a loogie into your partners upper leg/thigh area, then having said partner close their legs while inserting your penis into the gap and simulating sex.

Julia got caught in a hot waffler when her boyfriend Stephe was feeling a tad phlegmy.

by tonytiger420 October 30, 2015

Cock Waffler

An insult used to describe someone who is being a bit of a dick. Literally means "cock eater".

That guy just walked into me, what a cock waffler.

by PixelatedBritish November 16, 2013

A play on the word " serial" meaning repeating something numerous times. And "waffler" meaning indecisive. These two ingredient words combine to make a cereal waffler, which is someone you probably know. These are people who are constantly and continually indecisive and can't make up their mind on what they want to do, watch, eat, etc. They usually seek help from others on making decisions and receiving suggestions, but they always have a rebuttal or say something along the lines of "Really? Are you sure? I'm not really feeling that right now.."

Eric: "Honey, any ideas on what we should eat tonight?"

Susan: "Well, I was thinking about McDonalds, but I think I want a blizzard ice cream from Sonic, or maybe just a burrito from that local restaurant"

Eric: "Babe, you need to choose one...McDonalds has ice cream too you know."

Susan: "Ugh...McDonald's ice cream machine is always broken and anyways it's the worst!!"

Eric: "Fine, we can go to Sonic if you're gonna keep being a cereal waffler"

Susan: "Well, I'm actually feeling more of a burrito than a burger"

Eric: "Too bad, we're going to Sonic bitch"

by Darkkrey July 21, 2023