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Tezz: woah babe almost kissed Abby wainwright thought she was you
Dylan fields: dude that’s crazy!!!!
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Fort Wainwright
A place where privates come to Die and testicles come to get frostbite. A place that only exists to this day because the community of Fairbanks natives throw beer bottles at military vehicles; survives solely off of the taxes of the military institution. Without the base the town wouldn't exist. Waking up in Fort Ain't Right is like waking up wishing there was a muzzle of a 3.57 in your esophagus. Here you can find alcoholic soldiers , and NCO's that take there Marital problems out on every rank below them and justify there mistakes by blaming it on them. This is what they call the Hunting and fishing brigade, and in the winter time when it's Negative 60 degrees and your practicing Battle drill 1 be cautious not to get a cold weather injury, because even if CIF doesn't issue you the proper cold weather gear, it will still be your fault for getting a cold weather injury. As a single soldier you will find yourself among the shittiest details, taking tours to Sand-bagistan to fill 10,000 sandbags , while your friends are deploying, you're setting up 20 year old targets for outdated training ranges that are constantly shut down by range control civilians, turning 2 day field problems into 5 day problems. Training is mediocre and only done so higher ups can write down on a piece of paper that their unit is "Qualified" to "Deploy" to a fake training deployment called"Pacific pathways" to make soldiers feel like they are doing something important.
Last night at fort Wainwright I stared at a bottle of Clorox debating whether or not to drink all of it because I knew it would kill me if I did.
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n. - sexual intercourse with two females at the same time by way of wearing a strap-on dildo backwards.
Yeah, well I've done the london wainwright eyeball with your sisters.
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A country/blues musician. Lyrical genius who writes honest and heartbreaking songs and then performs them with his nasal voice. Hailed as the new Bob Dylan. Often dismissed as being a spoof writer because of the only song he ever wrote that got him recognition from the masses, Dead Skunk. Misogynist, homophobe, misunderstood, and lots of other cool, manly things; a name attributed to displays of sheer manliness.
Terry: Did you see that guy do a Loudon Wainwright III?
Paul: Do you mean the one who lifted a tree from a trapped child, threw it at a circling UN helicopter, made love to forty-eight different women in seventy-three different positions simultaneously and then wrote an awesome song about it, all whilst totally carrying off a cowboy hat?
Terry: Yeah, that's what I said.
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The most wonderful premade sim ever, and the goddess of premade sims.
Well, she is'nt, but she's infamous due to being very obsessive.
Man1: Oh, that Kaiko girl is so taken with Susan Wainwright!
Man2: Yeah she is.
To be orally assaulted and becoming accepting of it
I was sleeping when my roommate Wainwrighted me, then I thought to myself this ain't so bad
This term was coined by Professor Thomas Hellmann of the Saïd Business School at Oxford University during the mentoring of technology startups through the Creative Destruction Lab program. It refers to one of the CDL mentors, Neil Wainwright, who developed a skill and process for assessing the home page of any technology startup's website and for recommending changes, through a thorough review of the headline, subheadline and call to action on the website. In effect, Wainwrighting a website.
This website needs some Wainwrighting.